when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
"For day to day look, my style is themed around effortlessly comfort…I’m a dudes-dude who likes easy comfortable jeans and t-shirts to keep an otherwise and increasing more-complex world a bit simpler"
fall out boy
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough
well I am now dating one of my best friends.
I think I got a little too gay
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea
Waiting room (by Nicholas Ballesteros)
it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them
don’t push too hard tho
i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time